The Adventures of TinTin and Snowy

You know that you've become domesticated by your woman when:

1) You lower the toilet seat after you've gone for a leak without being told.
2) You put out the garbage every week without being told.
3) You bring down the dried clothes on the line without being told.
4) The weekly trip to the supermarket takes more than an hour instead of 10 minutes.
5) The weekly trip to the supermarket is something you look forward to.
6) You accompany her when she goes shoe shopping without whining and cribbing.
7) You start enjoying window shopping for her jewelry.
8) You wash and dry the sink after doing the dishes.

Trust me, I'm domesticated.